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the-punforgiven

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

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nonbinarhys

i was talking to my coworker and mentioned my gf offhand and he looks at me and goes "oh well that makes sense" and when i was like whatchu mean, he said "i hope this doesnt come out the wrong way but people of your nature tend to speak about different things than straight ppl"

"???wait what do i talk about?"

"you know. smart things."

"...are you saying straight people are stupider?"

"honestly? yeah"

and when i tell u i fucking screamed

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comintoyoulive

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delgado-master

I think a good rule of thumb when people are talking about bad fiction is replace whatever the bad thing is with Grand Theft Auto. If it sounds like something a conservative mother who wants other people to parent her children would say, it’s puritanical bullshit.

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smthn crazy about self image/appearance that changed v recently for me was i still feel bad about some aspects of my appearance but the thing is if someone tried to MAKE me feel bad about them i become extremely contrarian and im like “fuck you i like that actually”

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keepcalmandcarriefischer

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

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hotchocolatenotsex

no way i must have missed an update!

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keepcalmandcarriefischer

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

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froodette

You know what to do boys

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will-falling-fell

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