Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties
Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it
Reblog to get man residue on your blog
Fuck gold star lesbianism and here’s my man residue